You're Not a Sinner, You're a Cocksucker

"The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality. And I take responsibility for the entire problem. I am a deceiver and a liar. There's a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I have been warring against it for all of my adult life." - Ted Haggard

Allow me to restate that with commentary:

The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality.

You're gay.

I am a deceiver and a liar.

Yes. And you're gay.

There's a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I have been warring against it for all of my adult life.

You're a closeted, self-loathing gay man.

That is all.

Comments

[Theresa]

Actually he is all of the above: a closeted, self-loathing gay man who is also guilty of sexual immorality and a deceiver and a liar, because he made vows of fidelity to a partner and broke them. The immorality has nothing to do with the gender of the person he cheated with and everything to do with cheating on his spouse. The guy makes my skin crawl - but then, flagrant hypocrites usually do.