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    • Pet Connection
      I'm a contributing editor for Universal Press Syndicate's Pet Connection, and I blog there, too, along with New York Times bestelling author Gina Spadafori, Good Morning America vet Dr. Marty Becker, and MSNBC.com's Kim Campbell Thornton.
    • AfterElton.com
      I blog there mostly about movies, actors, and TV shows, but sometimes I sneak in some politics.
    • AfterEllen.com
      I don't blog here as frequently as at their brother site, AfterElton.com, but they let my inner Warrior Princess run free now and then when I have news to report about Lucy Lawless, Renee O'Connor, or Xena: Warrior Princess.
    • Club Kingsnake
      I'm an editor and one of several bloggers who write about music at this Austin-based site.
    • DailyKos
      DailyKos, I wish I knew how to quit you.

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    • Pet Connection
      The home of Gina's Spadafori's Pet Connection column, for which I'm a contributing editor.
    • RescueNetwork.org
      This is a searchable directory of animal rescue groups and shelters, and offers a number of free and useful services to those organizations, as well as to individuals looking for homes for pets, and to post lost/found/missing notices. Staffed by very dedicated volunteers!
    • PetPress.net - The Pet News Engine
      Another website where I work. And you can add your citizen journalist two bits to the mix, too - as long as it's about animals.
    • PetHobbyist.com
      I'm the Editor and Director of Community Service for this group of websites. In other words, this is what pays for grass-fed organic beef for my dogs.
    • Blogs By Women
      A directory of weblogs written by women.
    • Mark Morford
      Every time I read something by this guy, I suffer a bitter and poisonous envy at not having written it. Damn you, Mark Morford!
    • Columbia Journalism Review Daily
      Real-time media analysis from people who are actually journalists practicing journalism. It's a dying art. Cherish it while you can.

    07 March 2009

    Where would you live if you couldn't live where you are?

    Bigstockphoto_Empire_State_Building_658674 I love San Francisco for a bazillion reasons, and would probably live here even if I hadn't been born here and my family didn't live here, too. And with my mom getting on in years and in poor health, and the joy of watching my nephews grow up, I'm not planning on moving.

    You might live somewhere you love just as much, or maybe you hate where you live but feel stuck there.

    But love it or hate it, if you absolutely couldn't live where you currently live... where would you live?

    Where would you live if lifestyle were all that mattered, and not money? In other words, I'd love to live in New York City, but it's even more expensive than San Francisco, so it's not on my "real world" list of places to live.

    So... cost of living being equal, where would you like to live? Anywhere in the world, not just the country you live in now. When I waved my magic wand over the money thing, I took care of that pesky "immigration restrictions" thing, too.

    Oh, but nothing but the cost of living is equalized. I haven't fixed the weather, for instance. ;)

    Me, if I couldn't live in the Bay Area, I'd try New York City. Seattle is on the list, too. And Vancouver.

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    Your turn.

    17 February 2009

    Bizarre dreams: I haz them!

    I had the strangest dream last night. In it, I was supposed to meet Renee O'Connor to do an interview with her. She asked me to meet her at a salon/day spa, so I did. She was having her hair colored, and the hairdresser didn't know how to touch up the roots and hairline properly, and was leaving big patches of untinted hair all over the place.

    Then my mother came in to get a facial, and a lady was there who had been waiting two hours already and was wondering how much longer it would be.

    I ended up doing Renee's hair color myself, and I'm not sure what happened to my mom. The dream morphed into some strange thing about an opposum with some kind of horrible skin disease living in my garage.

    I have serious doubts about my sanity, not so much because of that dream, but because I just told everyone about it.

    09 January 2009

    Curling up with a laptop

    Bigstockphoto_Working_On_A_Notebook_2069483 Kim Thornton sent a link to an article on the Daily Beast about the future of books, called "An Autopsy of the Book Business." Good article. You should read it -- although I'm not sure that too much power in the hands of the authors is really what killed publishing, especially given the obscenly one-sided contracts offered to new writers these days.

     But that's not what this post is about.

    In response to the article itself, someone commented:

    No one has ever curled up with their computer.

    I have. I have curled up in bed with my laptop many times.

    Something tells me I'm not the only one. Am I?

    24 December 2008

    Greatest TV Christmas episode of all time: West Wing's "In Excelsis Deo"

    InExcelsisDeo I just got finished watching  the West Wing Season One Christmas episode, "In Excelsis Deo." It's the one where Toby gets a call about a homeless Korean war veteran who died on a bench in a Washington DC park in the early morning hours of December 23rd, while everyone in the West Wing waits to hear the fate of a gay high school senior tied to a fence and stoned to death -- a clear parallel to the Matthew Shepard story.

    Toby tracks down the dead veteran's brother, also homeless, and then uses his position at the White House to arrange a military funeral and honor guard for the man. When the president chastises him for using his name to do that, he says, "If word gets out, don't you think every homeless veteran will come out of the woodwork?"

    "I can only hope so," Toby says.

    While a boy's choir sings "The Little Drummer Boy" at the White House, Toby and president's secretary, who had lost her twin sons in Viet Nam, go to the funeral. It's breathtaking television -- the intercutting of the two scenes, the music, the honor guard folding the flag from the coffin in time with the "rump a bum bum".... television doesn't get better than this.

    But that's not what makes this the best episode ever. It's in the words of the song:

    Baby Jesus
    I am a poor boy, too...

    In the last two months, I've felt as negative about religion as I ever have in my life. Not any specific religion -- all of them. I won't go into it here, on Christmas Eve, even though like the fictional Toby I am not a Christian myself.

    But I was raised Catholic, in the 60s, in San Francisco, and somehow the combination of the sort of "Liberation Theology Lite" I got from the Irish nuns and priests, along with my union, yellow-dog-democrat upbringing, and I guess, my own natural inclination towards bleeding heart liberalism all combined to create in me a huge, almost overwhelming sense of wanting to do good things, to help people, to make the world a better place.

    That impulse, whatever you want to call it, became my religion as I grew up. I never lost the sense that we should help each other, that no one should have to earn enough to eat, medical care, a roof over their head at night, and an education for their children. I don't care, honestly, if someone is a criminal, lazy, a drug addict, or a murderer: feed them, don't make them sleep on the streets, treat their illnesses and injuries, and send their kids to school.

    And Christianity is supposed to be about those things, too. It's evident in every word Jesus spoke that people who follow him are supposed to love one another, care for one another, feed the hungry, clothe the naked, care for the sick.

    And of course many Christians are very charitable. But I keep thinking, what if one year, all these religious people, instead of fighting each other and damning those who don't believe as they do to hell, or trying to take people's rights away and nullify people's marriages and take their foster kids away and refusing to give shelter to transgendered people... what if they fed the hungry, sheltered the homeless, educated the children, and treated the sick instead?

    Do you know how some Christians will call gay people "Sodomites" and talk about the sin of Sodom and how God destroyed the city because of homosexuality? That's not what their holy book says:

    "Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy." (Ezekiel 16:49)


    Not just the Old Testament, but the New, says the same:

    "But whoso hath this world's good, and seeth his brother have need, and shutteth up his bowels of compassion from him, how dwelleth the love of God in him? " (1 John 3:17)


    There... actual biblical authority, if Jesus' "Love one another as I have loved you" seemed too vague -- which I guess it did, as I heard those very words used to justify hatred of gay people just yesterday. (Oppressing us is how they show their love. It's very high theology, I guess.)

    I'm not going to lie and say I'd be a Christian if they weren't so mean-spirited. There are plenty of wonderful, caring, loving Christians who I'm sure Jesus Christ, if he were alive today, would be proud to call his followers. I'm not a Christian because I don't believe, and that's that.

    But there is so much beauty in Christianity, in its bedrock principle: Love God, love each other, the rest is just details. Or to quote the canon:

    "Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets." (Matthew 22:37-40)


    Every Christmas I write something like this. Every Christmas I wish the world were a different kind of place, that religious faith wasn't something people strapped bombs to their bodies and blew things up with, or used as a bludgeon to drive "sinners" away from their doors. I wish it was something people used to love and cherish and help each other, without any kind of strings attached at all.

    Maybe next year.

    So, if you would rather ignore my theological ramblings, be my guest. You can tell me your favorite holiday Christmas episode instead. Happy Holidays either way!



    19 October 2008

    What I do instead of shopping

    I gave up buying new shoes several months ago, vowing to donate all the money to Barack Obama instead. I have bought zero shoes since then. This is not normal behavior for me, at all.

    Then the economy collapsed, and although at the moment all my income streams are fine, in general I'm in a state of perpetual fear, some members of my family aren't doing very well, and I think it's wrong to buy things you don't need when people are in trouble. So, I also haven't bought any new clothes other than inexpensive and necessary basics, like a new pair of jeans to replace a pair that was so tattered and soiled at the hem I really couldn't wear them anymore. That kind of thing. But no recreational shopping. None.

    However, as with the shoes, now and then I see something I want a lot, so instead of buying it, I post it here. My sacrifice today is pictured above. Sob. Although the $168 pricetag would have been a bit much no matter what.

    02 October 2008

    Amazon Kindle, if only you were mine

    Kindle Normally, I don't long for electronic toys. I never had a PDA, I can barely understand my digital camera and have never bought one on my own -- my editors always get them for me because they want photos to go with my articles. I keep telling them that's what photojournalists are for, but do they listen?

    I only got my first DVD player in November of 2005, because I noticed a lot of things I wanted to view were no longer being released on VHS. And I do not own an iPhone.

    The first exception to this rule was my iPod, which Gina bought me as a gift and which I love beyond all reason.

    The second is something I don't have... yet... but want with the burning fiery passion of a thousand suns. I want a Kindle. I don't want it enough to buy one, because ever since the total collapse of the American economy I'm not so much into the recreational shopping.

    I've never actually seen a Kindle, but a couple of people I know really love them. They store hundreds of books, you can download and read a book instantly, you can read blogs and newspapers, there's no service plan or contract, and it weighs only 10.3 ounces.

    They're $359, down from the initial $400. But even if this thing cost $200, I wouldn't buy one right now. Maybe if it was under a hundred, though.

    Perhaps in some glorious post-Obama future, if and when we have a functioning economy again, and I'm not more worried about how to pay for my heating bill this winter -- and I live in California! -- I'll indulge in the luxury of things I want, but don't need.

    27 August 2008

    Another post of scintillating wittiness

    When Gina, my colleague at Pet Connection, shut down her personal blog, I didn't understand it.

    And I'm definitely not shutting mine down. But I understand how it happened, because even right now, during a presidential election, I'm finding it hard to squeeze personal blogging into my schedule.

    Which doesn't mean I'm not blogging -- I'm blogging my fingers off, but right now it's mostly over at Pet Connection, with occasional outbursts at DailyKos (although I do almost always post those here, too). I also blog sporadically at AfterElton.com and AfterEllen.com, although nothing recently.

    So this is absolutely the most boring post in the history of this blog, but I just wanted to say yes, I live! I even blog! And I will try to do better.

    I'm considering taking a semi-vacation for the last two weeks of December and the first week of January. Not going anywhere, just not working. No deadlines. Either getting ahead on my SFGate.com column, or skipping one. Making sure all my other deadlines are finished up by then, and no new ones are set until I've been back at work for a few days.

    And anyone who knows me is going, yeah right. We'll believe it when we see it.

    Excuse me, I have to go ice my fingers.

    01 August 2008

    All the news that can be crammed into one self-indulgent blog post

    I came home from my trip and fell into the vortex of deadlines. I had two yesterday and one today, and one more Monday morning.

    Think about this the next time you contemplate quitting your job and becoming a writer, yo.

    Gina is out of town this weekend so I'll be in charge of the blog at Pet Connection... which will shortly be changing its name to the "Scottish Deerhound Connection," but don't tell her, kthnx.

    I have a few articles coming out next week, one of which I'm incredibly excited about and will post a link to when it's out. Well, I'll link to all my articles and of course, they're all completely brilliant and wonderful blah blah blah, and why no, I don't need self-esteem lessons, apparently.

    Forgive me, I had only six hours of sleep last night. That might have been cutting it a little close.

    09 July 2008

    Credit card fraud?

    I'm getting kind of freaked out.

    A month or two ago, someone tried to use my ATM card to make a purchase of around $400 from gamestop.com, a site I've never visited. Gamestop apparently thought it seemed fishy, and called me, and I told them it wasn't me. I immediately called my bank, who checked all my transactions -- that was the only fraudulent one, and it didn't go through because Gamestop had caught it. But I had them close  my account anyway.

    The other day, a fraudulent charge appeared on my PayPal account, which I virtually never use. I reported it, PayPal put me through their fraud process which included changing my password, and they reversed it out right away.

    This morning, someone tried to charge over a thousand dollars on an airline miles credit card I have. The charge was declined and the credit card company called me with a fraud alert.

    I confirmed it was not my charge, reviewed all my other charges with them (they were fine), and canceled the card.

    I never enter my credit card in public computers or my laptop. I have a router, a firewall, and spyware, adware, and antivirus programs -- Norton 360, Spybot, Adaware -- and run them all frequently, with Norton running in the background at all times. All of them are on auto-update or I update them manually every week. I have had computer techs tell me I have the cleanest machine they've ever checked. I don't even accept COOKIES except manually, even though I know they can't "do" anything to my computer.

    Of course, I do use my credit cards and debit card in real life -- at restaurants, airlines, the vet, whatever. I hand them to waiters and they bring them back, and I never think about it.

    The PayPal incident freaks me out, because how could someone have had my account password? It's not an easily guessable one. I've never given it to anyone, no one shares my computer, and I have never logged into PayPal from anything but my desktop at home. And like I said, I almost never use PayPal. I've never used EBay or any auction sites. I don't buy stuff online from individuals. I just don't use it much.

    I have been changing and mixing up my passwords all over the web, I have checked and re-checked with my anti-spyware software and nothing comes up.

    I'm seriously starting to freak out, though.  If it weren't for the PayPal incident, which for all I know was  some kind of computer glitch and had nothing to do with my account being compromised, I would feel sure this was a "real life" credit card theft... but now this one involves TWO cards, my debit card and my airline mileage card.

    I'm not sure what to do. Eeek.

    Editing to add: I did obtain my credit reports, and there are no incorrect addresses, no unexplained inquiries, and no accounts that aren't mine.

    14 March 2008

    Back from Austin

    I got home this morning from Austin. I had four hours of sleep last night, and had to leave for the airport at 5 AM. I'll have a lot to say later, but for the moment, I'm going to echo what I said on clubkingsnake.com:

    If the film Body of War is opening anywhere near you, go see it. Just go.

    More on that, on music, on coffee, on Austin, on SXSW, and on geek everything.... later. After I repair the synapses of my brain with sleep.

    Doggedly Good Books/DVDs

    • DVD: Save Me

      DVD: Save Me
      Not at all what I expected -- a lovely film that sometimes breaks into excellence, mostly thanks to an incredible performance by Judith Light.

    • Eric Knight: Lassie Come-Home

      Eric Knight: Lassie Come-Home
      My favorite rediscovered childhood book? Hands down, "Lassie Come-Home," which is much, much better and more complex than I realized when I read it as a young girl.

    • Kate Jackson: Mean and Lowly Things: Snakes, Science, and Survival in the Congo

      Kate Jackson: Mean and Lowly Things: Snakes, Science, and Survival in the Congo
      Biologist Kate Jackson spent much of 2005 in the flooded forests of the northern Republic of Congo, searching for new species of reptiles and amphibians. While there she faced government hassles, bad weather, disgusting food, and seemingly insurmountable cultural barriers -- and she can't wait to go back. "Mean and Lowly Things: Snakes, science, and survival in the Congo" is a fascinating glimpse into the world of a field biologist in one of the least-known ecosystems in the world. Read this book before you tell your little snake-crazy daughter that reptiles are "icky."

    • The Nightwatchman (Tom Morello): One Man Revolution

      The Nightwatchman (Tom Morello): One Man Revolution
      My friend Clint from Club Kingsnake turned me onto this CD, and it's dominated my iPod ever since. We saw him, twice, in Austin. This intensely political album brings its rough-edged folk sound to bear on issues of war, racism, poverty, job loss... you know, all the fluffy shit we care about less than whether Obama wears a flag pin. (*****)

    • DVD: My So-Called Life - The Complete Series (w/ Book)

      DVD: My So-Called Life - The Complete Series (w/ Book)
      Best. Television. Show. Ever. It only ran one season, but massively influenced everyone who saw it. Genius. And fun, too.

    • Nathan J. Winograd: Redemption: The Myth of Pet Overpopulation and the No Kill Revolution in America

      Nathan J. Winograd: Redemption: The Myth of Pet Overpopulation and the No Kill Revolution in America
      Nathan Winograd goes back to a place and time I know well, the days when the San Francisco SPCA decided to stop killing animals in the name of saving them, and made San Francisco a place with one of the highest rates of pets who make it out of the shelter system alive today. There are those who might not agree with Winograd's every prescription, but one thing we should (but don't) all agree on: When something's broken, you fix it, not institutionalize it. (*****)

    • DVD: The Princess Bride

      DVD: The Princess Bride
      Possibly the best movie of all time, ever. "This is true love, Highness. Do you think this happens every day?" You must watch it immediately. (*****)

    • DVD: The Laramie Project

      DVD: The Laramie Project
      This isn't a book, but a DVD, of the HBO film version of Moises Kaufman's play about the town of Laramie, Wyoming in the aftermath of the murder of Matthew Shepard. It took me about ten minutes to get over the "play-iness" of the film (although it's filmed on location and not on a set), and get drawn into the heart of the story. Highly recommended. (*****)

    • Robert M. Sapolsky: Monkeyluv: And Other Essays on Our Lives as Animals

      Robert M. Sapolsky: Monkeyluv: And Other Essays on Our Lives as Animals
      You know, I could hate this guy much the way I hate Mark Morford.... for being a better writer than I am, for being so much smarter than I am, for saying things I would like to say better than I can and with greater credibility. And, also like Morford, for being so fricking FUNNY while doing it. Get this book ... the essay on People Magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People" is worth the price alone. Then go buy all his other books. This guy's a scream. (*****)

    • Charles Darwin: From So Simple a Beginning: Darwin's Four Great Books (Voyage of the H.M.S. Beagle, The Origin of Species, The Descent of Man, The Expression of Emotions in Man and Animals)

      Charles Darwin: From So Simple a Beginning: Darwin's Four Great Books (Voyage of the H.M.S. Beagle, The Origin of Species, The Descent of Man, The Expression of Emotions in Man and Animals)
      I saw the editor of this book on Charlie Rose and knew I had to get it. Darwin's classic books in a beautifully bound set with excellent introductory essays by editor E. O. Wilson. (*****)

    • Stephen J. O'Brien: Tears of the Cheetah : The Genetic Secrets of Our Animal Ancestors

      Stephen J. O'Brien: Tears of the Cheetah : The Genetic Secrets of Our Animal Ancestors
      I previously dubbed Robert Sapolsky's Why Zebras Don't Get Ulcers as the best recent popular science book, and it is, but this one is a close second. It's not as funny as Sapolsky's book, but it's more broad-ranging, covering the genetic heritage of the human race and all its cousins and ancestors in the animal kingdom. Profound, whistful, clever, and sometimes maybe a bit too technical for a popular audience, this is a remarkable and fascinating book about genetics. Topics include HIV, dog and cat diseases, conservation, cloning, evolution, and of course, cheetahs. (*****)

    • Robert M. Sapolsky: Why Zebras Don't Get Ulcers

      Robert M. Sapolsky: Why Zebras Don't Get Ulcers
      A really funny guy writing about science in a way that makes you want to go be a stress researcher in the wilderness. Reading this book is better, though, because you can do it sitting on the deck in the shade with a nice glass of iced tea in your hand. Did I mention this book is REALLY funny? But it's science, too. A great combination. (*****)

    • Vicki Hearne: Bandit: Dossier of a Dangerous Dog

      Vicki Hearne: Bandit: Dossier of a Dangerous Dog
      Some people object to Vicki Hearne's writing style (smart girls can be annoying). Others feel her training methods were too harsh. But Vicki Hearne knew a great dog, and how to write about one. Be warned: This book is politically incorrect and may make you do something really stupid, like adopt a pit bull. Vicki Hearne is, after all, the one who said, "It is true that Pit Bulls grab and hold on. But what they most often grab and refuse to let go of is your heart, not your arm." (*****)

    • Ronald D. Schultz: Veterinary Vaccines and Diagnostics

      Ronald D. Schultz: Veterinary Vaccines and Diagnostics
      This gets clicked on a lot from my website, but no one's ever bought it, probably because it's quite expensive. But if you want to know all that there is to know about veterinary vaccines, this is the place to find it. And you might be very surprised at what's between this book's covers! Your local library might be able to order a copy for you. (*****)

    • M. H. Dutch Salmon: Gazehounds & Coursing - The History, Art and Sport of Hunting With Sighthounds

      M. H. Dutch Salmon: Gazehounds & Coursing - The History, Art and Sport of Hunting With Sighthounds
      Sighthounds, you say? What are they? Read this terrific dog book and find out! Better yet, read it and Constance O. Miller's "Gazehounds: The Search for Truth" too. It's not available on Amazon so I didn't include it here, but it's well worth seeking out. (*****)

    • Robert C. Atkins: Dr. Atkins' New Diet Revolution, New and Revised Edition

      Robert C. Atkins: Dr. Atkins' New Diet Revolution, New and Revised Edition
      There is so much absolute crap about Atkins out there, I ask only one thing: Before you form (or express) an opinion about Atkins, please find out what Dr. Atkins actually said. I got my health back after reading this book - and painlessly lost 115 pounds in 19 months. So you might understand I'm a bit protective of it. (*****)

    • Sally Fallon: Nourishing Traditions:  The Cookbook that Challenges Politically Correct Nutrition and the Diet Dictocrats

      Sally Fallon: Nourishing Traditions: The Cookbook that Challenges Politically Correct Nutrition and the Diet Dictocrats
      The "Natural Diet" for humans - or at least, our traditional diets. This cookbook-cum-manifesto would make Julia Child smile, and it just doesn't get much better than that. (*****)

    • Marcia Angell MD: The Truth About the Drug Companies: How They Deceive Us and What to Do About It

      Marcia Angell MD: The Truth About the Drug Companies: How They Deceive Us and What to Do About It
      Written by a physician who also is the past editor of the New England Journal of Medicine. It simply re-enforces my concerns about how little most practicing physicians know about the drugs they prescribe, and the body systems they are attempting to regulate with those drugs. (****)

    • L. David Mech: The Wolf: The Ecology and Behavior of an Endangered Species

      L. David Mech: The Wolf: The Ecology and Behavior of an Endangered Species
      I'm not into gurus who tell you what to feed your dog. (In fact, I'm not much of a fan of being told what to do about anything.) If you're looking for facts and information to help you build a nutritional and lifestyle plan for that domesticated wolf we call "the dog," this book is where you should start. (*****)