I've had bad insomnia for a few days now, and so I've been watching a lot of late night television. Last night I caught Bravo's Great Things About Being Fat special, and thought it was mostly true, funny, kind, and absolutely screamingly politically incorrect.
But they made one glaring huge mistake that I can't let pass. Out of a list of the top 20 best things about being fat, they ranked cleavage as number 18. EIGHTEEN? Are they totally out of their minds?
Cleavage is the number one best thing about being fat. Trust me on this.
I opted to watch an English murder mystery instead of Great Things About Being Queer, but it's being rerun tonight. And I looked but I did not see "Great Things About Being Fat and Queer" nor "Great Things About Being a Blogger" on the schedule. I presume those will be during sweeps.